I love embarrassing stories, cause at least if you made it through to this end of it, and can tell the tale, it didn't end too badly.
I have had lots of humbling moments on my bikes...but one that really stands out is this:
I was working at a BMW bike dealership and talking to the owner about how different the Bimmer's were from what I was used to. I've pretty much been strictly off road/mx, but I'd been riding about 5-6 years at this point, so I'm not a complete noob. The owner suggests I take out a couple of the used bikes we have and see what they are like. A chance to ride a BMW? Sure!! So I hop on a GS650, and happily go toodling around Vanderbilt and the nearby neighborhood. No mishaps, it's not too terribly alien after my dirt bikes. I come back totally enthused and excited, so the boss suggests I take the R1150R out. 1150? Hmm, excluding my cousin's Fatboy, this will be the biggest bike I have ever ridden solo. Not one to back down from a challenge I strap my helmet back on, take off (albiet very cautiously) and head back to the neighborhoods. So far so good, but that dry clutch is VERY different! I get to a four way stop and of course there's way more traffic than normal. It's my turn and LURCH, I stall. I giggle, restart the bike, try to go...LURCH...stall again. I grin sheepishly and begin to wish I had my tinted faceshield. This time I can't find neutral, I think the temp inside my helmet just rose 10 degrees....finally get it...and LURCH... stall. By now almost everyone else has gone on, excpet this one guy in a red truck who seemed to be thoroughly enjoying the show, and of course the poor soul who had the misfortune of being behind me. If that guy wasn't running late before, he probably is now. I finally get off and just push the bike out of the way so the car behind me can go. Red Truck is really laughing it up by now. THREE more attempts later I finally get the bike going and I'm off again. I'm kind of shy, so having some random guy using me as his lunch break sitcom most definitely did not help things. Oh well.... it was a really fun bike to ride. When I could get it to go! LOL