post the digits. give the single guys a crack at 'er. >
The power of the word "Ducati"
So I'm in Barnes and Noble to get the new issue of CycleWorld, and I got to witness the power of the word Ducati for the first time. I was in line to check out. I was wearing my gear and one of the local university girls is in line right in front of me (a majority of the girls at this school are really good looking, so that part is implied).
Her: Wow, you look like an action hero in that outfit. What kind of bike do you ride?
Me: [laugh] (an action hero? WTF?) I ride a Ducati.
Normally at this point I'm expecting the get that look of confusion b/c they aren't sure whether you're swearing at them Italian or propositioning them for some type of freaky wandersex act. But I don't get that look at all.............I get "the look" ;D
Her: Is it one of their racebikes?
Normally, this is when I try to explain that I ride a naked sport, but if ya'll know anything about me it's that I'm an egotist so I love to flirt, and worship from the fairer sex turns me on. (I don't even need nerve endings, it's like they just open up my skull and massage the pleasure center in my brain ) But what you might not know is that I have a girlfriend and the shape of my family tree means I'm genetically predisposed to a life of monogamy. I'll probably be celebrating my 50 anniversary somewhere around the time I'm about to make the big highside.
Me: Yeah, it's really fast.
(What ass did that comment come out of?)
Her: My dad used to have a yellow Ducati racebike when I was in middle school (a 916?). He used to take me for rides around the neighborhood when he would get home from work. That motorcycle was so much fun!
Judging by her body language, I realize I have a very good chance of actually making "Ducati" synonymous with "wandersex" but just then my conscience started to kick in (damn genetics). I flirted for another minute or two then turned the conversation to less racy subject matter, and only got her digits (she gave them to me).
This is a call to all the "bachelors for life" on here. Don't let the power of the word go wasted! [laugh] If you're one of the many people who are considering buying a Ducati and you're in your twenties, don't waste anymore time. I guarantee the word "Honda" will never make a profound effect. [laugh]
Oh yeah, Ducatis are also good for riding.
Her: Wow, you look like an action hero in that outfit. What kind of bike do you ride?
Me: [laugh] (an action hero? WTF?) I ride a Ducati.
Normally at this point I'm expecting the get that look of confusion b/c they aren't sure whether you're swearing at them Italian or propositioning them for some type of freaky wandersex act. But I don't get that look at all.............I get "the look" ;D
Her: Is it one of their racebikes?
Normally, this is when I try to explain that I ride a naked sport, but if ya'll know anything about me it's that I'm an egotist so I love to flirt, and worship from the fairer sex turns me on. (I don't even need nerve endings, it's like they just open up my skull and massage the pleasure center in my brain
) But what you might not know is that I have a girlfriend and the shape of my family tree means I'm genetically predisposed to a life of monogamy. I'll probably be celebrating my 50 anniversary somewhere around the time I'm about to make the big highside. Me: Yeah, it's really fast.
(What ass did that comment come out of?)
Her: My dad used to have a yellow Ducati racebike when I was in middle school (a 916?). He used to take me for rides around the neighborhood when he would get home from work. That motorcycle was so much fun!
Judging by her body language, I realize I have a very good chance of actually making "Ducati" synonymous with "wandersex" but just then my conscience started to kick in (damn genetics). I flirted for another minute or two then turned the conversation to less racy subject matter, and only got her digits (she gave them to me).
This is a call to all the "bachelors for life" on here. Don't let the power of the word go wasted! [laugh] If you're one of the many people who are considering buying a Ducati and you're in your twenties, don't waste anymore time. I guarantee the word "Honda" will never make a profound effect. [laugh]
Oh yeah, Ducatis are also good for riding.
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simonster said:
The wife has a few Duc shirts too. I think it doubles the amount of guys hitting on her. Actually, I was just telling her to wear her new, long sleeved Borgo Panigali shirt. She's wearing it to school tomorrow. :
If you do send here out to get guys it would mean more money for mods [laugh]Davesax36 said:
olice:wait a sec., you live in FL now, right? Your wife is good looking, right? And somehow you think that people are hitting on her because she is wearing a Ducati shirt? I got an IPO you should be interested in! :IZ said:The wife has a few Duc shirts too. I think it doubles the amount of guys hitting on her. Actually, I was just telling her to wear her new, long sleeved Borgo Panigali shirt. She's wearing it to school tomorrow. :
Why even mention them...simonster said:
the least you can do it pm them to everyone in the thread [clap] [laugh]
hadn't thought of it that way.desmoworks said:If you do send here out to get guys it would mean more money for mods [laugh]
Of course it's going to happen but my hypothesis..as previously stated..I think the shirt doubles the amount of guys picking up on her.eettare said:wait a sec., you live in FL now, right? Your wife is good looking, right? And somehow you think that people are hitting on her because she is wearing a Ducati shirt? I got an IPO you should be interested in! :
You need a hooligan ICON jacket for riding that thing MM!!Michael Moore said:
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