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Specify which girls you are talking about - The little primates you are paid to take care of or girls you go to school with?
 

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The primates. ;D

I could give 'em some apple juice at the same time as the beans to speed up the process if you're in a hurry.
 

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Wrong bro...simply wrong. Don't get me wrong because I am not denying the comedic value of your comments...but still wrong. Heheh.
 

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This may not be as bad... At least it is not coming out the other end:

Nov. 14 - Coffee connoisseurs are going ape for a rare brew that Taiwanese farmers are producing with the help of monkeys.

Formosan rock monkeys have long been a scourge to coffee farmers in Taiwan's mountains because they eat the ripe berries and spit out the seeds.

But now, the farmers are collecting these half-chewed seeds and roasting them to produce a coffee that is being brewed all over the island.

Coffee farmer Liao Jingdong tried to roast beans which had been spat out by monkeys and discovered a unique taste, different from the original. Liao says the discarded seeds yield a sweeter coffee with a vanilla-like scent, which sells for about $56 a pound (450 grams).


http://www.reuters.com/news/video?videoId=70786&videoChannel=4


How are you coming on replicating the diet of the luwak for your little primates? The stomach acids need to be just right for the beans to come out right! (I'm afraid apple juice may taint the flavor)


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kopi_luwak
 

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I was hoping for a box of doughnuts from Horton's. If you ever make it down this way, we could work a trade - Beers for doughnuts, eh?
 

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I go to school in Providence and im getting on a plane at 5 to come home for the week. im not sure they would let me walk on with a box of donughts. If you know that i wouldnt get a cavity search trying to smuggle canadian goods to Denver then i would try it. If you want a couple bags of coffee no problem. let me know
 

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mommys little monster said:
just have some tea
[laugh] [clap] [laugh] [clap] [laugh] [clap]

Great, now I have coffee all over my screen! Thats a first.

I'm only 2 cups deep right now. They day is young, but sadly I am out of Espresso. Normally start the day off with a shot first thing in the morning. Then over to the watered down version. I take it black. (Reminded me of Airplane, the movie). I am just praying that UPS shows up soon with my espresso.
 

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Man, I love coffee! This is some funny stuff. You guys are hilarious!
 

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Boulder Brewing Market just a couple blocks away.

Vic's just down the elevator, but I need the exercise.


I am sitting here enjoying my Folger's Crystals. [thumbsup] [thumbsup] [thumbsup]

Damn, a couple bites of that really gets you going in the morning!!!
 

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Sorry. I hope I did not offend anyone.

Please let me know if I need to further edit my post.
 

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In that case, let me just make a list of all the good coffee shops within 6 blocks...

Not to mention BOTH Ben & Jerry's AND Haagen-Dazs...

If it weren't for all the damn hippies!!!
 

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Randimus Maximus said:
Down here in suburbia, we don't have such nice things within walking distance :-\
There you go, crying about your job again!!! :'( :'( :'(

( ;D)
 
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