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well i hope you enjoy your time away. steal some surfers girlfriends for me stud.

Would have liked to have met you in person though. Any chance for a ride yet this weekend?

Question for everyone.
Ever think about what it would be like to see those red and blue lights flashing behind you and instead of pulling over and taking it up the rear, twisting the throttle instead and just going all out. I think if my life went to **** I might just do that once. Or if i get bored enough. What do you think?
 
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ha I got something even better than that....it is called Nitro super powers.......first we see a LEO ahead of us and we are speeding and comin up on his a$$, and then I look over at Nitro and there is this weird vibration and light coming from him.....and then BOOM! a very loud bang.....
 
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next thing you know the LEO instantly pulls over and tells us over the horn to have a nice day....boy, I now understand why he calls himself NITRO! Great power that!
 

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my secret fantasy involves 10 feet of garden hose, some chocolate pudding, and Angelina Jolie. Well now that I shared it, its not a secret.
 

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My First Time

My First Time
The sky was dark,
The moon was high,
All alone,
Just her and I.

Her hair so soft,
Her legs so fine,
I ran my fingers,
down her spine.


I didnt know how,
I tried my best,
To touch her breast.


I remembered my fear,
But slowly she spread,
Her legs apart,
And when she did,
I felt no shame.

All at once,
The white stuff came out!

At last. It's finished.
It's all over...


My first time,

Milking a cow.

what were u guys thinking???
 

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my grandpa had goats on his farm and I used to help him milk them. I found it a little odd at first, b ut he told me to use my hands, not my mouth.
 

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Tony~

That is just wrong! Besides you use goats for cheese ;)
 

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my grandpa had goats on his farm and I used to help him milk them. I found it a little odd at first, b ut he told me to use my hands, not my mouth.

Remember how he used to squirt us with the milk all the time when we would try and help him milk the goats? LOL!! I miss him and the farm so much!! :'(
 
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