I was just thinking... the gap between a seat and the tank is not all that big.... maybe you should have just said that you came down on the seat hard. Not that you got your wee willy winkle caught in that gap. how embarassing :-[ :-[ :-[
if I have my nomenclature correct.....it was not the handsome man, but a pinch of the teabag.......apparently the old style sargent pan is way too flexible allowing an enormous gap!
If it can scrap paint off the tank I think you get the idea.......I'm telling ya it was like a venus fly trap.........thank gawd the extrication was instantaneous and simultaneous with the onslaught of the horrendously nauseating pain!
Here's a tip, tight leathers!