no eulogies, please<br /> <br />I don't want anybody at my funeral saying: <br /><br />"he was really a good guy, after all--" <br /><br />some jackass making some stupid remarks about my worth or lack of same.<br /><br />rather than some jackass spouting off it would be nice if one of my x-ladies was there<br />wearing too much makeup dressed in high heels and a tight green dress saying<br /><br />"he was really a great f*@k, after all." <br /><br />of course she won't be there and it won't happen <br />because I never was.<br /><br />- bukowski