The guys are probably reading this forum and getting all pissy but I have to agree, being a woman is key to getting out of any ticket! I always cry a bit and pull out the full pout and they seem to take pity on me. I don't think it hurts that no matter how old I get I will inherently seem to look 12. I think vulnerability/innocence is more a factor than attractiveness. My friend who is an extremely attractive lady would get cocky with them and always got slammed with a big fine.
I think my favorite story is the time that the cops in my old hometown got new lights under their cars. Now, the town has a lot of suped up race car types so when the cop turned his lights on, I honestly thought he was a car trying to race me! He pursued me for a good 10 min at about 100mph on our 45 speed limit highway before I realized the mistake with a big "oh sh*t" and pulled over. Before I rolled down the window he asked me to step outside with my hands up, but as soon as I opened the door the guy melted, gave me a huge lecture about being safe, and then, of all things, complimented my driving :angel:
And if you happen to be coasting through say, a stop sign, just to see how far you can get - don't forget that the old "i've run out of gas" line does wonders for chicks but would probably make any guy get an extra fine just for being an idiot [laugh]
I think my favorite story is the time that the cops in my old hometown got new lights under their cars. Now, the town has a lot of suped up race car types so when the cop turned his lights on, I honestly thought he was a car trying to race me! He pursued me for a good 10 min at about 100mph on our 45 speed limit highway before I realized the mistake with a big "oh sh*t" and pulled over. Before I rolled down the window he asked me to step outside with my hands up, but as soon as I opened the door the guy melted, gave me a huge lecture about being safe, and then, of all things, complimented my driving :angel:
And if you happen to be coasting through say, a stop sign, just to see how far you can get - don't forget that the old "i've run out of gas" line does wonders for chicks but would probably make any guy get an extra fine just for being an idiot [laugh]