[Green Bastard]

When phone calls go bad

ring... Hello

Dude its Steve, your not going to belive this but I just a had a huge **** and it look just like Bob Hope. I need you to get your ass over here I am out of film and its too dark in my crapper you take a pitcure with my phone. on top of that I cant wipe my ass because I dont what to cover up this master piece with paper it will ruin the pictur.... what? oh sorry is Don there? ok, when he gets in can you have him call Steve, and tell him I need to... ya that right use his camera.

Thanks... Bye



This is a conversation I had with a friend of mine's boss. Why is he answering the phone?

 

[Visolara]

Did his boss bring you a camera?

 

[Green Bastard]

No... Bob got flushed

 

[Visolara]

You could have used your artsy crafty pencil skills and drew it up. Slacker.

 

[toolfan]

I am shocked and offended.

 

[Green Bastard]

me too I mean how can you flush a turd that obviously looks like Bob Hope!
People pray to Madona trees for years, but nobody has ever given Bob the prop he has earned