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Hello, my name is dj, and I'm cheating on my wife. :-[

She hasn't told me her name yet, but I'm sure it's something very sexy and very Italian... She haunts my dreams and calls to me while I work, always sitting, waiting, patiently, in my garage.

A vixen in thigh-high leather, she cracks a 900cc whip across my back as we slip into fourth, and pull menacingly out of the corner. She screams with lust as we stretch into fifth and I twist her wide open.

Should I tell my wife that I slip away into the night while she lay sleeping, to be with my new beauty? Would she understand?

-dj
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maybe writing for Penthouse Forum is in your future ;)
 

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after looking at your pictures...i have to say, for being so young, your vocabuary is very well-developed. i hope you grow into that helmet soon. ;D

cheers!
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Well........... It was a pretty racy piece he wrote.
 
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Shes gonna find out dude... Then its all over... You're prolly gonna have to share your mistress and have threesomes now and then lol

Thumbs up to your bike, very nice
 

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Thanks all. Glad I have a place where I'm accepted. Even with my indiscretions. ;)

tmronin: Yeah, it's a little big, but I thought I would just wear my Winnie the Pooh hat underneath to fill it out. 8)

Took the wife for a ride today. Now I'm worried she may secretly want to leave me for another woman. Especially now that Miss Monstro's got such a tight tail...

Penthouse you say? Hmm...
 

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That helmet goes great with your Giranimal PJ's, is it an X-SPEED? ;D

...and you really shouldn't ride barefoot dude! ;)
 

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I am in the same boat man... I got an S4 a few weeks back, and took the wife for a ride and she was absolutely geddy when we got back. She said that she could feel everything the back tire was doing, and it sounded like that was a GOOD thing! Now she wants a 620 for herself!
 

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i can't say i recall all the events of that evening.
sitting there.
staring at the gouge in my left arm.
she had lashed out at me with the sharpened bangs of her bettie paige bob.
not that I minded all that much really...
but something wasn't right.

you know how the moon
looks really evil, sometimes,
leering down from the sky as if
hoping to fall on you?
such was her love.

her beauty made me nervous.
she was, in all reality, my minds image of the perfect woman.
i never once watched her put makeup on, never saw the effort.
it was just always done. perfectly.
her entire persona almost seemed to mold to my wishes.
her nails changed color with my mood.
never a word spoken. she just knew.
she could raise one perfect eyebrow and speak a volume with a look.
there is no magic as to why i am sitting here now.

no magic, but a certain dread,
waiting for her terrible beauty to reign,
as once she reigned in my heart.
clouds drift over me as i sit, amid the wreckage
of a heart torn asunder.

i can see my mistakes now. i fought.
instinctively she dug in deeper.
the tighter the grip,
the blinder my eyes heart.
disaster suited her well, and i was no disappointment.
huh...
noticing the growing pool of blood at my feet...
looks like chris walken...?

i am morbidly obsessed,
unable to think of anything but her.
i want to forget her/get her/for her i want.
blood sliding down a windowpane,
eldritch meaning in her eyes,
a low, soft growl of
unpleasant surprise.

..twitch..
a cool light headed breeze pulling silky white over my eyes.
feeling the warmth fade from my body.
or is it the sun running off to scorch the other side of the earth?

the radiator's clanging again....

the moon or devil, i'm not sure which...
through the wetted shards of glass
beckons me to safe refuge.
my only duty to embrace the gentle mantra of a name...
as my day becomes my last.


>just following the creative cue....jinx
 

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Cripes, Jinx, do you write for a living or just for fun?
 

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Just for fun really...I always carry a pocket journal in my riding jacket...stop for coffee, stare at the ducati and write or sketch. I used to hit some local poetry slams and read but that is as close to "for a living" I'll ever get. More of an artist than writer...but it's weird what you come up with staring at a piece of italian machinery.
 

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cool piece jinx....but as the retro va-va-voom fan that i am...the proper spelling of my favorite raven-haired goddess is:

Bettie Page - http://www.bettiepage.com/

and yes, i am a fan club member....

cheers!
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i can't say i recall all the events of that evening.
sitting there.
staring at the gouge in my left arm.
she had lashed out at me with the sharpened bangs of her bettie paige bob.
not that I minded all that much really...
but something wasn't right.

you know how the moon
looks really evil, sometimes,
leering down from the sky as if
hoping to fall on you?
such was her love.

her beauty made me nervous.
she was, in all reality, my minds image of the perfect woman.
i never once watched her put makeup on, never saw the effort.
it was just always done. perfectly.
her entire persona almost seemed to mold to my wishes.
her nails changed color with my mood.
never a word spoken. she just knew.
 

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there once was a woman from china, with a popsicle stuck in her.... no wait... hold on...
There once was a man from venus, who had a rocket for a...... no wait it's not that one either.
As I sit on the toilet and linger, watch out but here comes my finger... I think that's it. Yes, the creative gremlins are saying that's the one.. There you go, my contribution. :-X
 

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Jinx
I would like to see some of your artwork.I used to do some painting before my job consumed me.Here is some of mine.It is kinda old.
www.angelfire.com/ky/conderart/
It loads very slow and there are 5 or 6 pages.
The Wildcat is from our UK College.Basketball is big in KY.
Sorry the site is soooo slow.
The site is very old and full of pop ups too.I did it in 97 or 98.
 

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tmronin:

ahh yes...my goddess pinup queens name IS spelled Page, but the girl behind the espresso bar at the cafe, who is as hot as her lattes, is named Paige. She also happens to rock one of the sharpest bobs I have ever seen! I use a lot of misplaced words/spelling more for my visual interpretation I guess....typically makes no difference when I read it aloud. artists!!...If I wasnt eccentric they would revoke my license!

kymonster:

I dont have much digital format stuff, but I will try to get some...you do some pretty elaborate stuff with an airbrush! nice! dont ever stop, no matter what work does to ya!!

cheers
 
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Jinx,

I ain't into artsy fartsy poetry,and as a matter of fact think it's generally a waste of ink.

Your little ditty just works for me however.

You have obviously been smitten and Bitten by the Monster.

I enjoyed it greatly.

I envy your creativity and controll of the language.
Please share again whenever the mood hits you.
Who knows,I might just find a appreciation for the art as a result.

Thanks for sharing!
S-28
 
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