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A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was performing colonoscopies:

1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before."

2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

3. "Can you hear me NOW?"

4. "Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!"

5. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

6. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."

7. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

8. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the Hokey Pokey...."

9. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

10. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

11. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?"

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the least they could do after a prostate exam is give you something to wipe the KY off your bum. Its bad enough that you gotta walk like a cowboy the rest of the day...
my favorite butt exam quote comes from the movie Fletch: "You using the whole fist there doc?"
 

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the least they could do after a prostate exam is give you something to wipe the KY off your bum. Its bad enough that you gotta walk like a cowboy the rest of the day...
my favorite butt exam quote comes from the movie Fletch: "You using the whole fist there doc?"
Followed by Chevy singing: "Mooooooon Riverrrr....."

funny stuff.
 
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I wish could remember stuff like that especially number 11 ;D

I saw a good one last night....a guy says to a girl, if you don't like me why are you always checking out my a$$............she says...cuz I'm lip reading.......
 

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Don't you mean 'sphincterrific'?
 
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