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Well, since it wasn't raining or snowing today I decided to ride the Duc into work. She really didn't want to start since it's been sitting for a few days and got rained on but about the time I was ready to give up and drive the Jeep she fired up. Vehicles can read your mind, it's the delicate balance of playing them off each other that is the hard part. So anyway, SHIVER ME TIMBERS! it was a chilly ride, only about 4 miles or so but various body parts were mighty chilly after that ride. If the weather holds and it doesn't rain I'm planning on riding down to Ground Zero tonight for the Xth Annual Halloween Masquarade Ball. Not sure if I'm going to wear a costume since it's going to be really busy and my triple harness and horns tend to get in the way. Here's a pic of me down at DefCon XI down in Vegas with some of my costume on. I was really hammered at the time if it's not too obvious.


For some reason the ladies really like the triple harness..... Cheers,
Hanns
 

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That is pretty disturbing. I get off work at 5. If you want to go for a short ride, I would be down with that. Its going to snow all weekend so may as well get one last frigid ride in!
 

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I get off work at 4 pm and I'm heading over to Motoprimo to pick up my new helmet and gloves. Do you want to meet there or someplace in Nordeast? Can't screw around too long as I need to get home, change into my workin' at the bar gear and head down and start setting things up for the long night. It'll be nice to finally connect some faces to names. Cheers,
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Naw, that's for work. It's hard finding a comfortable riding position on my bike with what I've naturally got between my legs much less with my "toys". Here's some pics from a little party I had over at my place a while back. Couple of girls, a few drinks and the triple harness. The makings of a good party in my opinion. What'cha think?
http://www.printroom.com/ViewAlbum....WLS7TT477FBEDSL3&userid=Hanns&album_id=113296

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Guess I am going to have to have a little talk with my sister as to who she hangs out with!
damn, I shoulda been partying with you along time ago.
 

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See the pics of the redhead and the arsenal spread out on my bed? Next spring she wants me to take some pics of her on the Duc with my Benelli shotgun. Nothing like a hot chick on a hot bike with a sweet Italian firearm. Well, maybe if I can borrow my friend Missy's BMW I can take some pics of a hot chick on a cool German bike with some fine German firearms.... Now that's the life!
 

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I can't understand the appeal of this thread near the end. I know I don't know you Hanns, and You may have missed my slap down of Tony earlier in the year, so I am going to give you the benefit of the doubt.

There are women on this site who don't appreciate you turning it into your own personal porn bragging session. So before it gets totally out of control, I would like to express my displeasure about the tone of this thread and many others. With that said let's respect all members of this group.
 

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Rode to the club Friday evening, it was cold but nothing too uncomfortable. The only real problem I had was my visor on the new KBC helmet fogging up really bad unless I left it cracked open a bit. Not sure if the nomex balaclava I had underneath made it worse or not. Halloween was insane as usual, we had just shy of a thousand people come down. 2 am was a long time coming. Didn't have to bust any skulls or Mace anyone which although disappointing saved considerable time on paperwork. Ended up hanging out with one of our former dancers after I got done working. Calling her small isn't quite appropriate. She's something like 5' and 80 lbs dripping wet. She so small that one night to prove a theory I had, she hung from my wrist and I did arm curls with her! Was a fun night despite having to deal with hordes of drunken frat boys and yuppies in dumb costumes. Looks like with the snow coming down my last ride will be to the garage to store the bike for the season. Cheers,
Hanns

P.S. Monstergirl, sorry if I offended you, it's just the way I am. I'll tone it down but if you don't like my posts or links, don't read them. Sorry if I sound like an @$$hole, I am....
 

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I'll vouch for Hanns, he is an a$$hole.
Sorry I didnt come to the club Friday nite. Ended up smoking too much and passed out on the couch- D'OH!!!!
Gotta love this snow. What are the weather peepes saying 1-3 inches?
 

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Dunno how much snow we're supposed to get but it looks ugly on the Monster. I really need to get it indoors, I'm sure rain and snow are great for the quality Italian electrical system. If we get a clear day this week I'm going to run it over to Dwain's place, do an oil change and drain the tank. Now it's just the Jeep that will have money and attention lavished on it, something about it being 30 years old this year and still needing a lot of work. Tony, how many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb? Dude, that's my pipe! What's red, orange and yellow and looks good on hippies? FIRE! Hehe.... to bad you didn't come down, I could have hooked you up with sexy pre-op trannies or maybe a 65 year old x-dresser that looks like Klinger from MASH. Let me know if you want to swing down some time, I can work some mojo and get ya in for free. Cheers!
Hanns
 
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