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Five Levels of Hangovers

One Star Hangover (*)

No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function
relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 5
cokes and still feel this way. For some reason, you are craving a
steak & fries.

Two Star Hangover (**)

No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay, but
you have the mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you are
chugging is only increasing your rumbling gut, which is still
tossing around the fruity pancake from the 3:00 AM Waffle House
excursion. There is some definite havoc being wreaked upon your
bowels.

Three Star Hangover (***)

Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely not
productive. Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume
reminds you of the flavored schnapps shots your alcoholic friends
dared you to drink. Life would be better right now if you were home in your
bed watching Lucy reruns. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a
gallon of water, 3 iced teas and a diet Coke--yet you haven't peed
once.

Four Star Hangover (****)

Life sucks. Your head is throbbing. You can't speak too quickly or
else you might puke. Your boss has already lambasted you for being
late and has given you a lecture for reeking of booze. You wore nice
clothes, but that can't hide the fact that you only shaved one side
of your face. For the ladies, it looks like you put your make-up on
while riding the bumper cars. Your eyes look like one big red vein,
and even your hair hurts. Your ass is in perpetual spasm, and
the first of about five shits you take during the day brings water
to the eyes of everyone who enters the bathroom.

Five Star Hangover (*****)

You have a second heartbeat in your head, which is actually annoying the
employee who sits in the next cube. Vodka vapor is seeping out of every pore
and making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your
mouth from brushing your teeth in an attempt to get the remnants of the poop
fairy out. Your body has lost the ability to generate spit so your tongue is
suffocating you. You don't have the foggiest idea who the hell the stranger
was passed out in your bed this morning. Any attempt to take a dump results
in a fire hose like discharge of alcohol-scented fluid with a rare 'Floater'
thrown in. The sole purpose of this 'Floater' seems to be to splash the
toilet water all over your ass Death sounds pretty good about right now...

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THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Indubitably; Innovative; Preliminary; Proliferation; Cinnamon

*****

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Specificity; British Constitution; Passive-aggressive disorder;
Loquacious; Transubstantiate

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THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK :

1.) Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2.) Nope, no more booze for me.
3.) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4.) Good evening officer isn't it lovely out tonight.
5.) Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.
6.) Sorry I'm being such a jackass.
 

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All I can say is awesome! I will try a few of those words this weekend!
 

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pompetta said:
Five Levels of Hangovers
Any attempt to take a dump results
in a fire hose like discharge of alcohol-scented fluid with a rare 'Floater'
thrown in. The sole purpose of this 'Floater' seems to be to splash the
toilet water all over your ass Death sounds pretty good about right now...

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

Soooo True!!!
 

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I am learning the truth of much of this today. I have got to stop combining liquor and beer :-X
 

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superjohn said:
I'll admit it. I'm getting old and can't keep up anymore :(
I'm glad im not alone in that little fact. I keep trying to rebuild my 20 year old abilities but two beers and a shot lead to stage 2 in the morning. Add Jager and it is straight to stage 3.
 

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Yamifixer said:
I'm glad im not alone in that little fact. I keep trying to rebuild my 20 year old abilities but two beers and a shot lead to stage 2 in the morning. Add Jager and it is straight to stage 3.

mmmmm jager..... red bull!!!! YUM....
 

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Yamifixer said:
Ya big tease

Drank a few of those at a place in Wilmington called the Blue Post... FInd that bar... and you will have fun... They have Duck Rabbit Milk Stout too... great place...

Want a dirty little dive to drink some Jager at.... Go to the Sea Witch... :) Ask for Vanessa and tell her Silas sent ya... :)
 

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Thanks for the info. I Haven't even been to a bar since we came down. Very sad. The closest thing the misses and I have done is the Waterfront right on the river.
 

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Uroplatus said:
...Duck Rabbit Milk Stout...
I can't believe how popular this piss is. It reminds me of someone's first shot a home brewing -- let's put everything in it...it'll taste awesome! :-X

...just another example of a microbrew where more time was spent on inventing the name than perfecting the beverage.

Then again, I drink Bud Light. ::)
 

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pompetta said:
I can't believe how popular this piss is. It reminds me of someone's first shot a home brewing -- let's put everything in it...it'll taste awesome! :-X

...just another example of a microbrew where more time was spent on inventing the name than perfecting the beverage.

Then again, I drink Bud Light. ::)
I like it, but it doesn't like me. Gives me a wicked headache the next day.
 

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pompetta said:
I can't believe how popular this piss is. It reminds me of someone's first shot a home brewing -- let's put everything in it...it'll taste awesome! :-X

...just another example of a microbrew where more time was spent on inventing the name than perfecting the beverage.

Then again, I drink Bud Light. ::)
I think that piss's pretty good. To each their own.
 

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Then again, I drink Bud Light. ::)
Says a lot right there!!! :) I like sweet stouts... Chocos and Milks... and then theres the Extra Stout!!!! Makes me **** like a goose... but ole so good!!!!


And Venessa is my cousins Girl Friend :) He is a 6 foot Red Head Rasta that looks like he smokes an oz a day :) with 2 foot dreadlocks!!! :) Rastafari..... irie irie!!!
 
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