[Tigre]

My recovery is going.... swimmingly. [thumbsup]

 

[Mostrobelle]

Do I get to make umbrella girl jokes here?

Tiger jokes?


Anything?


c'mon, I'm dyin' here! [laugh]

(j/k--cute pict.)

 

[MonsterHooligan]

how bout a caption contest??

i'll start:

Tigre's Beard

 

[SL_Don]

They were jocking your bike when it was parked in Monster Row... I started to claim it was my bike until all the other monster owners came up and ruined my fake game...

 

[Mostrobelle]

how bout a caption contest??

i'll start:

Tigre's Beard

"Oh my! Your tail is sooooo big!"

 

[Speeddog]

<after pic>
"Hey, Tiffany, that guy was pretty cool. But what's up with his lion bike?"

 

[Mostrobelle]

how bout a caption contest??

i'll start:

Tigre's Beard

"Do these stripes make my butt look big?"

 

[spidey]

<after> "Whew! That was one of the better pics. At least when we poses with a gay guy, we don't get our asses grabbed."

<astonished> "I've never seen one that curved right and THEN left."



Speeddog: [clap] [laugh]

 

[Mostrobelle]

Q: Why did the blonde steal the Tiger-bike?
A: She heard him tell her it was a 944 and thought it was a Porsche.

Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?
A: A blonde going through a flashing red light on Tigre's bike.

Q: Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes on Tigre's bike?
A: Because at 69 they blow a rod...

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up Tigre's bike?
A: She burned her lips on the tailpipe.

Q: Why is it good to have a blonde umbrella girl as a passenger on Tigre's bike?
A: He can park in the handicap zone.

 

[KKT]

Speeddog: [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]


The tigerbike thinks, "Is there any way to lose the guy with the broken arm?"

 

[Ducky]

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [clap] [clap] [clap]

you all make me laugh, excellent [thumbsup]

 

[Monkey vs Robot]

So many evil degrading comments, so little time.....I'll have to think this one over the weekend......hmmmmm > > > > > > > > > >

 

[DrunkenMonkey]

<Insert obvious "how'd you get that friction burn on your palm?" joke>

Blonde: "Hey Steve! I figure you should be able help me with this tiger jigsaw puzzle. I can't make it look like the picture on the box..."

Steve: "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

Steve: "Second, let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."

 

[Speeddog]

[laugh] [laugh] OMFG...owow..Frosted Flakes...sides hurt [laugh] [laugh]

 

[B-Rock]

Normally the tail points toward the ground. [laugh]