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My recovery is going.... swimmingly. [thumbsup]
 

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<after pic>
"Hey, Tiffany, that guy was pretty cool. But what's up with his lion bike?"
 

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<after> "Whew! That was one of the better pics. At least when we poses with a gay guy, we don't get our asses grabbed."

<astonished> "I've never seen one that curved right and THEN left."



Speeddog: [clap] [laugh]
 

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Q: Why did the blonde steal the Tiger-bike?
A: She heard him tell her it was a 944 and thought it was a Porsche.

Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?
A: A blonde going through a flashing red light on Tigre's bike.

Q: Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes on Tigre's bike?
A: Because at 69 they blow a rod...

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up Tigre's bike?
A: She burned her lips on the tailpipe.

Q: Why is it good to have a blonde umbrella girl as a passenger on Tigre's bike?
A: He can park in the handicap zone.
 

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[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [clap] [clap] [clap]

you all make me laugh, excellent [thumbsup]
 

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So many evil degrading comments, so little time.....I'll have to think this one over the weekend......hmmmmm >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D
 
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<Insert obvious "how'd you get that friction burn on your palm?" joke>

Blonde: "Hey Steve! I figure you should be able help me with this tiger jigsaw puzzle. I can't make it look like the picture on the box..."

Steve: "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

Steve: "Second, let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
 

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[laugh] [laugh] OMFG...owow..Frosted Flakes...sides hurt [laugh] [laugh]
 
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