;D ;D ;D ;D ;DGoose it up at the stoplight, jump it a little like you're gonna burn outta the hole at the first hint of a green light
sneer at the vehicle next to you especially if it is:
an envious yuppie in his mini-short bus SUV
Aunt Clara in her cage
Divine Wind candidate on a rice-rocket
or a double-blown supertwin turbo'd nitrous fed trike next to you....
and when the light turns green drop the revs and ease the clutch out and proceed within the posted limits....
it really fu<ks them up
My wife has a '97 civic and I could beat it in a 1/4 mile when my monster was stock. Now it doesn't have a chance, even with a head start...I'm not buying a Monster because I want the fastest bike in the world, but will the 800 accelerate faster than almost any car stock?
Consider the alternative to proving to others that your bike is fast: instead ride your bike well, with as much competency and control as you can. I think you'll find it more fun and rewarding (not to mention healthy) in the long run.