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Top 10 Ducati reasons you may have too many Christmas lights when..
10 ..your polycarbonate helmet melts as you leave your house.
9 ..you realize that your track tires won't need tire warmers this month.
8 ..you need your dark face shield at night.
7 ..you need slit type snow goggles under that same face shield.
6 ..real "ducks" collapse in flight as they fly over your house.
5 ..real turkey vultures can thermal over your house - at night - to eat the said, real "ducks".
4 ..McCains birthday cake was a farce! (What, like 23?) (Luv Ya!. wink)
3 ..it's warm enough to ride wearing a Monster T-shirt, shorts, and sandles thru your neighborhood when it's snowing.
2.5 ..(Ya, I cheated) ..you have more lights than N2F and Swanny have posts combined!
2.25 (cheated again) N2F (Never 2 Fast) changes her name to N2B (Never 2 Bright!?) (Luv Ya! ;D!)
2 ..Jones' shiny parts don't look soo shiny anymore.
1.5 ..you have more lights than your average Harley-Davidson Road King.

and ...finally (drum roll!!!)
1 .. your "Red Duc" fades to "Barbie Pink", in the month of December!
 

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Rick, that's hilarious - great way to start off my Monday (except, of course, for the spewed coffee on my computer screen [laugh] )
 

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Dang!
Forgot about the cracked leathers
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the Iranians will target YOUR house for their first nuclear strike!
 

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Touche' Rami!
 
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