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You guys are going to think I am a psycho...but I have to ask this question. Do any of you talk to your bike? I don't have conversations with the damn thing and it never answers me...but I talk to it. just a little:
"hey, how you doing?"
"ready to go to work today?"
"looking good!!!"
"oh, what's wrong with you now?"
"doing alright there buddy?"

tell me i don't need therapy! ;D
 

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Yeah, I talk to her, usually when we are out riding~

"Come on , little girl, hang on this curve"
" yeah, thats the way, good going"
" Aw right, that was very good hangin in there"
" You got this Harley beat, big time, baby"
" That was a great ride, thanks"
" Wow, you were really going fast that time"
 
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Re:  ;DDo you talk to it?

Only when it won't start. But I don't speak Italian, so I doubt it understands what I am saying. Sometimes I give it a pat and a good job when I get home alive.
 

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You guys are all fu<ked!
One night I was in the garage talking to it...(too many beers to ride)--then I started petting the gas tank.... one thing led to another. Darn if it didnt loose 1/2 quart of oil !!
 
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Talking to your bike is completely normal .. but that doesn't mean you don't need therapy .. :eek:
 

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Ha!

just this morning.. I open the garage door and there she was..

I didn't even think it odd or out of place. Out came:

"Great day for a ride, huh?"

I didn't get a response.. but then I realized the Monster does not speak English.. so I just shrugged it off, and we went to work.

I can see her from my office window.. surrounded by a bunch of cruiser types.. A Harley, A H0nda, A Bimmer, and a Yamaha... I need to get back to her pronto!
 

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Re:  ;DDo you talk to it?

I swear at mine alot.
 

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Yeah, I see the crowds, hear the voices too. They tell me to do things..

Actually, not only do I talk to my bike, but I think I sometimes make it angry as well.
 

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as long as there is no exhaust or motorcycle body fluids on your private parts, i think it's OK
 

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Re:  ;DDo you talk to it?

HAHAHAHAHAHA!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D You guys are awsome...i am laughing my ass off right now!
 

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Re:  ;DDo you talk to it?

that "i disagree" is suposed to be "my a$$"
 

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Thats where I saw the Leprechaun. He tells me to BURN things...
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credit to Ralph Wiggum....didn't think anyone knew, did ya?
 
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