Naw, just trying to work with all these military regs. I swear, and I mean this literally, I think I could roll up in a tank and get on base easier than it is to get on base with a motorcycle!
Here's a sad story, though. I remember this woman was out it her yard and for some reason she was holding a white napkin. Well, someone shot her. They tried to blame it on her because it was deer season and they said that she shouldn't have been holding the napkin because the hunter saw the white and mistook it for a deer tail.
Blaming the Victim: America's Pasttime.