An oldie but a goodie, hah hah hah,

from ausmotorcycles board -

Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what
could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my
wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs . . . phone rings, but if I
answer the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot
recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some
friends from work, you don't know them." I always stay awake to look out for her
taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive, although I can
hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner.
Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just
to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should
never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never broached this subject with my wife. I think deep
down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again
and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my
Ducati next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of
the whole street when she comes home. It was at that moment, crouching
behind my Ducati, that I noticed that the clutch cover on my engine seem to be
leaking a little oil. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it
back to the dealer?

Thanks,
Jim