Monkeys handed a brush
Throwing buckets of paint into airplane jet engine wash
Pictures of cross' in urine.
Parents painting the soles of their children's feet and having them walk on a canvas.
Chalk squiggles on a sidewalk
If she wants to paint with bug goo..... let her.
(if taxpayers are funding it......boooooooooooo)
If there is a market for bug goo paintings...more power to her.
As eclectic as my taste in art is..... it ain't my cup-o-tea.
grant money? trust fund? sugardaddy? who knows... the viewer comments are great, though!:
"Good work getting your friends to heap piles of hyperbolic nonsense on your page.
honestly, those first few comments sounded like they came from a 'how to make artists feel good' quotebook."
"Absolutely retarded. You are not an artist and this takes no talent. The only reason you are getting any attention is that you are a mildly cute blonde on a motorcycle. If you were fat and ugly, you would receive no attention. This is an example of everything wrong with art today. This is pure crap."
and my favorite:
"i found myself riding my bike, and thinking about art, and then realized i was actually retarded."