An update on my flash issue: Ducati is replacing the bricked ECU under factory warranty. I'll definitely be ordering some accessories from the dealer in recompense. I'm working with my point of contact at BrenTuning to see what my options are/will be. If I can get my cash back, I think I'll try Dave, the Rexxer guru in VA.
'17 Ducati Monster 1200S, Liquid Grey
'15 Yamaha YZF-R1, Rapid Red/Pearl White