lucazuma is god

[johnc]

just want to see how many posts this thread will build out to >

[Bad Dog]

I think I just stopped 'believing' !

[laugh]

[bannanappeal]

I turned Atheist when I saw his pic in "That Darn Luca".

On a related note, a buddy of mine claims that one Mr. Luca threatened to "drag him by the knees", or something like that, here on the forum, if he ever ran into him at the Rock Store.

Uhhh. That might not have been such a great idea.... On one very bizzare occasion I saw this guy get into it in a bar. He didn't start it, but I suppose you could say he finished it.

He ended up knee-balling this guy, after which he dragged him into the bathroom. My buddy comes out of the toilet a few minutes later bent over laughing and told me to go in and check it out. I'm sort of a wimp and didn't want to get into it at all, but I had to see. I walked in and there's the guy upside down, shoulders on the toilet seat, head in the bowl.... the rest of him was propped against the wall with his feet sort of wedged in the window above the toilet. Like walking into a Tarantino movie.

I haven't seen him in months, but the L man is safe cause this guy HATES the Rock Store.... the only real thing we ever had in common.

I heard that his name is Luca
and he lives on teh second floor...


[laugh]

[Gatuso]

You're wrong, Lucazuma is italian (I think)

Later.

[bannanappeal]

Originally Posted by GusDuc

Smackdis is now Bananaappeal....................... hmmmm............ do bananas appeal to you?

Yes, I do enjoy being flexible. It's not like this is the IRS, know what I mean?

Now you...well, you'll always just be good ole GusDuc...NOT that there's anything wrong with that.

But don't you think that maybe you've got just a bit too much time on your hands... looking up old accounts and such.

Oh well. For every ass there's a chair and your commodious butt has apparently found one here on this silly forum...

[bannanappeal]

Originally Posted by GusDuc

I'm guessing you couldn't ride your way out of a wet paper bag on your Duc or one of your bicycles.

oooooohhhhh.... now that really hurts. "guessing" is the key word. Too bad my 5 year plan doesn't include proving anything to you or anyone else here.

But maybe it IS in your's. Possibly you could address your own high level riding expertise and experience. I'm not sure how you'd go about it, but I'm sure you could at least tell everyone how many races you've won this year and when your yearly contract with Ducati gets renewed. Surely YOU can ride your way out of a wet paper bag. Forget the smiley... I'm doubled over laughing...

Maybe your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
You definitely do fill a much-needed gap.

Originally Posted by GusDuc

Have fun out there appealing to bananas!

... and considering the fact that your responding to my post, that would make you....?

Dude...lighten up... chill... take something... relax... before you stroke out, or your angina starts acting up.

I guess it must be tough to deal with someone like me who decides to venture into your protected inner sanctum, and poke around a bit, but don't take everything I say so seriously.

Maybe check out you own posts to your buddies. You pretty much do and say as you please, which is perfectly fine on a forum. Maybe I should be afforded the same privilege.... don't you think?

Isn't a forum is a place where people who share a common interest, in this case Ducati motorcycles, can express themselves? I express myself the way I please. So do you. And believe it or not, you don't own it, and neither do the tiny clique of buddies you have here. It's fine if you want to be a poser, but please try not to be a censor or a hater. If you don't like what I write... go ahead and say so, or simply "change the channel"..... dude.