The Cider House Rules

[RSVRider]

Ok boys and girls, here are the rules for the RMMHA section of the DML.

1). Thou shalt not speak of the Marvelous Masked One. If you do, thou shalt be banned.

2). Thou shalt not speak the word "Gay", even if thou claims to be straight (or in denial). If you do, thou shalt be banned.

3). Thou shalt not revive old threads. If you do, thou shalt be banned.

4). Thou shalt not post from an iPhone, wielding the almighty power of Steve Jobs. If you do, thou shalt be banned.

5). Thou shalt not have multiple screen names. If you do, thou shalt be banned and condemned to use a Commodore 64 with an old 300 Baud Modem for Internet Access.

6). Thou shalt not speak of "the shirt". If you do, thou shalt inherit it for sure.

7). Thou shalt not speak of anything on this board but motorcycles. If you do, thou shalt be banned.

8). Thou shalt not taunt the Board, or anything to do with the Board. If you do, thou shalt be banned.

9). Thou shalt not read to the end of this sentence. If you do, thou shalt be banned.

10). Thou shalt not post on the board with Firefox. If you do, thou shalt be banned.

11). Thou shalt not talk of cliques. To do so starts flame wars on the board, and thou shalt be banned.

12). Thou shalt not have fun on the board. If you do, then the admins shall take over this section of the board, and thou shalt be banned.

13). Thou shalt not ever, under any circumstances, speak of this group as hooligans. If you do, thou shalt be considered part of a clique, and thou shalt be banned. If you want hooligans, then join a squid club that cruises LoDo.

14). Thou shalt not wear anything else to ride but Dianese. If you do, then thou shalt be labeled a lover of the same sex and then banned.

15). Thou shalt always sit behind the safety of the internet, talk smack about people you've never met, and never participate in group activities. To participate means you are a part of a clique, and thou shalt be banned.

16). Thou shalt not remove this posting, as it is not slamming anyone, and is meant in good fun. To remove it means that this board is way too serious, and RSVRider shall likely have been banned.



Any questions??????

[zedgal]

So, basically, with the exception of grammatical "articles" like, "a, an, the, etc." and the word Ducati, we can't say anything anymore about anything at anytime. I hate being parented by another adult who thinks they know best. I am not speaking directly to you, RSV, but rather to the MOD folks who don't like the playful banter. Oh, I might be banned for talking about more than Ducs. Oh well. I want a refund if that's the direction they are going. It's not why I joined the board.

[Rallye]

I'm getting the feeling that it really can't be done.

In my humble opinion, you really can't get rid of the Masked Marvel.

[zedgal]

oh, you are so going to get banned. :P

[s4_randy]

<mod hat on>

And mind you, I really hate putting that on.

I'm going to lock this overnight.

Please go back and read my "ground rules", or more importantly, the extremely basic DML guidelines that I provided a link to.

[s4_randy]

Like I said, I thought this was funny.

Post away.

And for the record, playful banter is okay.

[MotoMojo]

The first rule of Fight Club is ...

just kidding

[mommys little monster]

can we keep it pinned so everyone knows our rule we have here

[s4_randy]

sure ;D

[mommys little monster]

sweet what else can you do...... I got it can we start wars with other groups by locking there threds?