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[mmoore]

testing testing

[Flipside725]

1..2..3?

;D

[ducatiloo]

I'm getting some static on my side.

[tommys67]

I had PM'd Michael late last night as I was getting database errors when trying to post.

Also - he was having some problems as well with this board and others.

Seems they got straightened out [thumbsup]

[22931]

I got tested, I have some weird Pino STD from GC's mom. It makes me want to eat queso de bola, pan de sal, and eat 12 grapes on the new year. The only cure is to do GC's dad.

Oh wait, I thought this thread was to post after you got tested, my bad. [cheeky]

[ducatiloo]

Originally Posted by Pakhan

I got tested, I have some weird Pino STD from GC's mom. It makes me want to eat queso de bola, pan de sal, and eat 12 grapes on the new year. The only cure is to do GC's dad.

Oh wait, I thought this thread was to post after you got tested, my bad. [cheeky]

I think you are looking for the "Great Balls Of Fire" Board.

[22931]

[laugh]

[goldenchild]

Originally Posted by Pakhan

I got tested, I have some weird Pino STD blah blah blah bullsh*t bullsh*t bullsh*t...

I can understand your pain Jake. Being abandoned by your birth parents then having to suffer the tragedy of being raised in shelters then being bounced around from one abusive foster home to another. I can understand your fixation on mother jokes, after all, your real parents were/are a joke. Being sexually abused from the time you were an infant can bring this sort of behavior out in a person.
This however does not excuse the pediphilia, necrophilia, and the let's say "under age" pornography ring that you run in conjunction with the other Russian mob members that also had an "abnormal" upbringing.
In closing, if in the future you feel the need to make fun of my mother, father, various family members, my heritage, my friends, my pets, or my bike... feel free, as I mentioned above, I understand that you can't help it. A word of advice though, seek counseling, I hear that you can work out a lot of pain and suffering that way. If you can't afford to seek counseling, call up a friend to "talk". Keep it strictly to talking though cause if you go by your natural tendency to "touch", that may leave you with either -

A) some sort of physical injury
B) a trip to jail (again)
C) having the tables turned on you and you being "abused" again thereby feeding the fire of your sickness (again)
D) Some sort of combination of all of the above.

My last piece of advice... I think to help "heal" you, you need to stop working the night shift at the morgue. I know that often times you succumb to the temptation of snuggling up to the cadavers, but now-a-days we have this thing called DNA evidence and that sort of thing can come back to you can make all sorts of trouble for you. To mention nothing of the sort of parasites that you can pick up from doing what you do to them.

I hope you have a peaceful, abuse free day, you deserve it!

[22931]

Hey, don't knock the morgue. Those girls never say no, and I touched 5 boobies. One girl had a terrible accident, no details necessary.

I think it's sad that you feel the need to make up such things (besides the morgue thing, that's true) to try and temporarily elevate youself from your warranted low self esteem. I know it's rough being an extra from wizard of oz, I understand your pain of being Philippino, I know you have ablutophobia, it's ok that your folks are actually just your mom and a chimp which explains why you throw poo when your upset, and it's ok that your pinky toe is bigger than your equipment.

You have good qualities you just need to try to find out what they are. I know that you and many others have been spending years to find those qualities but don't lose hope! I have faith that they will be found. I have to believe that our creator wouldn't make such a disturbed person with at least one thing going for them. But I have been wrong in the past.

Just keep hope alive GC and one day you too will be able to stop chasing over the hill cougars .[thumbsup] [cheeky] >

PS tell the lollipop gang "what! what! Big ups to popa lolli biznatch!"

[goldenchild]

Originally Posted by Pakhan

Just keep hope alive GC

I am... I'm hoping that one day you'll get better and will be able to live a truly functional life in society. Just keep saying "It's not my fault. It's not my fault." "I am a good person. "I am a good person."