Re: Rhode Island.... snobby midget or the lil state that could ?
Rhode Island... most hated state ever...
Some of the absolute worst drivers anywhere, take every sterotypical dumbass driver move and expect to see it multiple times over the course of a 15 minute drive.
It's not even that their assholes, or oblivious, or just dumb, some how they manage to take the worst aspects of all em and roll it up into one giant ball of dumbfuckery.
Current girlfriend is from RI, used to go down to visit her every weekend... not sure how one tiny little state can screw up the road system that bad. Getting 2 miles down the road typically involves 3 interstates, couple coverleafs, and takes you half way across the state and back.
And the freaken accent, like they try and take the typical New England Accent, then roll it in with the Jersey and New York accent. If I never hear anyone say "Toyortar" again it'll be too soon.
One tiny little pissant, self-important, needs-to-be-annexed-by-CT-and-turned-into-a-waste-dump-while-all-it's-inhabitants-are-drowned-in-starbucks state.
~Pant pant~
Wow, that's much better, now just gotta find an RI map to piss on. ;D
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