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Old 06-09-2007, 03:08 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Police officers George and Mary, had been assigned to walk the beat. They had only been out a short while when Mary said, "Damn, I was running late this morning after my workout and after I showered, I forgot to put on my panties! We have to go back to the station to get them." George replied, "We don't have to go back, just give the K-9 unit, Fido, one sniff, and he will go fetch them for you."

It was a hot day and Mary didn't fell like heading back to the station, so she lifted her skirt for the dog. Fido's nose shoots between her legs, sniffing and snorting. After 10 seconds of sniffing, Fido's ears pick up, he sniffs the wind, and he is off in a flash towards the station house. Five minutes go by and no sign of Fido. Ten minutes pass, and the dog is nowhere to be seen. Fifteen minutes pass, and they are starting to worry.

Twenty minutes pass, and they hear sirens in the distance. The sirens get louder and louder. Suddenly, followed by a dozen police cars, Fido rounds the corner with the Desk Sergeant's balls in his mouth




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the 2nd time I was married [laugh] [laugh]
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I think Ive heard that one before [laugh] [laugh]
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Love Poems:

Tyrone asked his work buddy, Robert, one morning, Man, why you always so damn happy when you come to work every day??
Robert replied, That's because I make love to my wife every morning before work.
Amazed, Tyrone asked him how he gets his wife to make love to him every morning.
That's easy, Robert said. I just tell her this little poem that I made up. She loves it!.
It goes like this: Blond hair, blond hair, eyes so blue. I love waking up and making love to you!?
Tyrone said, Man, you white guys are so damn sentimental. But he decided it wouldn't hurt to give it a try. So he spent the rest of the day thinking of a poem for his wife. The next day Tyrone showed up to work just beat to hell, bruised eyes, broken nose, fat lip, the works!!
Robert asked, Man, what happened to you?!
Tyrone said, I don't know, man. I went home and tried your advice. I just told her a poem.
Well, what poem did you tell her??
Tyrone said: Nappy head, nappy head, eyes like a frog. If I could roll your fat ass over, I'd hump you like a dog!
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