10. "I'm too busy at work" (said in his best whiny voice)
9. "I'm too computer illiterate" (also in his best whiny voice)
8. He's too busy listening to his new Termignoni exhaust.
7. He's too busy carving Nimtz Parkway on the 999
6. He is the new doorman at Truman's
5. been busy chiseling his post on stone slab
4. He's too busy trying to set up an account on
www.hoosierhooligans.org (it had to be done

and he actually has done that, I have proof)
3. screaminss loud pipes keep doug from posting [laugh]
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