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Joke Du Jour

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03-31-2008, 09:28 PM	#1 (permalink)
USMC18996 Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 81	Joke Du Jour A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doctor, I think I've shrunk half a foot! Help me out! Now! Please! Hurry!" The doctor says, "Now now, you're just going to have to be a little patient." Zing! : Just thought I'd try to lighten it up a bit. What with worries of Casey Stoner, selling/not selling sport classics, Andre's unfortunates happening... __________________ "remember ladies, one night stands end in the morning, but syphillis lasts a lifetime." --Robert DeNiro, in the movie "Men of Honor."

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