Don't forget the f*$&ing deer. >
As far as the cagers go, I've always thought it would be a good idea that everyone gets a paintball gun when they drive. When someone is a asshole, you get to shoot them once. If a cop spots a car that has been hit with many different colors (alot of folks identified this driver as an asshole), the copy would then have the car towed away and send the driver off to asshole jail.