Re: New guy here!!
If you have any self respect, you will run now while you still can. Don't be a fool like me and fall for these charming folks' evil wiles. Me...I am already lost. But you still have a chance...yer young. Don't let them take you!!!
Welcome. I am a covert operative sent out from the mountains to learn about the outside world. I come to Denver to give periodic reports about what I have seen and then I drink excessively to return to a normal state of mind (or what seems to be considered normal in LoDo...).
Seriously, great bunch of folks you found here. As long as you remember that we can talk about things other than motorcycles, you won't be ostracized and castrated...er I mean defenstrated like Fred was.
Oh, and you can't say GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...or someone may get offended and go cry somewhere. Not a Randy cry. His is a manly sob that commands respect. But if your's is more of a broken hearted school girl whimper, then you better watch yer back sucka!
Oh, and if Mojo offers you a tattoo, run. The ink she uses confuses and corrupts normal morality.
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