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Detailing - by Scott Gardner on 5/6/2003

I've worked as a professional detailer in the past, but now it's more of a hobby. (If I can still call it a 'hobby', considering I have about 12 feet of shelf space in my garage dedicated to various cleaning chemicals). Here's what I use for routine cleaning, not finish repair. If anyone is interested in specific detailing processes or equipment for repairing paint damage, let me know.

Pre-Wash - For cleaning the tar/bugs/etc off the front of the bike, I use an aerosol foam bug and tar remover. I know it comes in a yellow can, and I think it's made by Turtle Wax. Since it's a foam, it sticks to vertical surfaces well, and it softens road tar, oily dirt, and bug guts. Let it soak for a few minutes, and then brush lightly with a plastic-bristled brush. I'd do it *before* you wash the bike, since because it's petroleum-based, it will attract more dirt unless you remove all of it after you're done, and washing the bike is the easiest way to remove it.

Washing - Leave bike cool, and spray with S100 Total Cycle Cleaner. Hondabrite cycle wash is made by the same company, but I can't swear it's the exact same stuff. The pump spray that comes with the S100 cleaner can sometimes cause uneven application and waste, so I buy the S100 in the 5-liter jugs, dilute 3 parts S100 to 1 part distilled water, and store it in one of those wand-type garden sprayers that you pump up to pressurize. Makes even application a breeze, and it's cheaper than buying the aerosol version of the S100. Spray this over the entire bike, and hose off with LOTS of water. The only parts I ever have to touch are usually bug guts on the front of the mirrors. The S100 is safe for anything on your bike, but it will leave a white residue in nooks and crannies if you're not religious about rinsing it off. High pressure isn't required, just lots of water.

Drying - Go over all accessible areas with an artificial chamois. It's really some kind of polypropylene plastic derivative that soaks up many times its weight in water. I like it better than a natural chamois because it never flakes, no matter how old it gets. You dry off your bike, throw it in the washing machine, then roll it back up while damp and put it back in its tube. It never mildews or rots, which is another advantage over a natural chamois. Then, I blow out all of the inaccessible areas with my air compressor. Then once more with the artificial chamois to get any water that blew up onto the painted surfaces.

Clear plastic - Plexus plastic polish on a cotton diaper

Glass - Pretty much any commercial glass cleaner. For anything other than tinted windows on cars, use a cleaner with ammonia, because it will reduce streaking.

Stainless steel/chrome - If there's no rust, corrosion, or burnt rubber, I like Nevr-Dull impregnated wadding. If there's any corrosion, blueing, or burnt rubber, I like S100 metal polish or Flitz polish. Mother's makes a pretty good polish for stainless steel, aluminum, and magnesium, but it specifically warns not to use it on chrome.

Rubber, hoses, and black-painted engines - S100 Engine brightener. If you've never used this, it's magic. Turns dull grey engine paint glossy black again, and makes any rubber or black plastic shine. Also great for brake calipers, if they're black. Takes a *long* time to wash off.

Any other metal surface - S100 Corrosion protectant. Buff it off if you can reach the part, or just leave it on - it doesn't matter. Stops rust and corrosion from forming, and won't wash off for several washes. Also very good for vinyl seats, since it doesn't leave them slippery like Armor-All would.

Tires - Meguiar's Endurance gel tire dressing. Only use it on the sidewalls, obviously not the tread.

Paint - Polish with Liquid Glass or 3M Finesse-It glaze if needed, else just use a pure carnauba wax with NO abrasives. Meguiar's Deep Crystal Paste Wax is a good choice. For in between washes, when you just need to remove surface dust, grime, or pollen, Meguiar's Quik Detailer is a spray-on/wipe off liquid that removes dirt without scratching the finish.

Fixing Problems - First there is the the venerable "clay bar". For those of you that aren't familiar, this is a surface prep method that has only hit the mainstream commercial market in the last few years. It's basically a lump of what looks and feels like Silly Putty, but it has some mild abrasive properties. You spray a lubricant on the paint, such as Meguiar's Quik Detailer, and then rub the paint with the clay bar. The clay picks up surface contaminants like embedded road grime, tar, and pollutants, leaving a much smoother surface than washing alone. This gives you a much deeper gloss after you wax the paint.
It doesn't work for damage *in* the clearcoat, just contaminants on top of the clear. As such, it's no good for swirl marks, scratches and the like, but it's a very good technique for amateurs, such you can't accidentally screw up the paint the way you could with a polish or compound applied with a rotary buffer.

Speaking of buffers, if you just want something to apply polishes and waxes, stick with a random-orbital buffer, the kind that wiggles around as it spins. The orbital motion makes it almost impossible to burn the paint, but it also makes it unsuitable for actually fixing any damage in the clearcoat such as scratches or scuffs. For that, you need a rotary buffer. I have a friend that took ultra-fine steel wool to his brand-new MR2 Spyder, trying to remove some tree sap. Needless to say, he ended up with a nice satiny patch on his paint. He tried hand-applied polish, then compound, then a clay bar, followed with some pretty aggressive compound on a random-orbit buffer. Nothing worked, but when he brought it over to my house to show me, sixty seconds with a rotary buffer, a foam waffle-pad and the mildest polishing glaze I have took it right back to brand-new.

I know some of this sounds excessive, but I don't use every product every time. My motto is "The cleaner you keep your bike, the easier it is to keep it clean". If I use the S100 every week or two, nothing builds up to the point where it won't just hose off on the next wash. I haven't used a toothbrush on any part of my bike for over two years, except for where the chain passes around the front sprocket. I can usually complete a routine cleaning on a bike in about 15 minutes.

A clean bike just looks better, and the various finishes will look newer for longer, which helps maintain the resale value as well. Plus, any fluid leaks stand out like a sore thumb, making timely maintenance easier.
Again, let me know if you have any specific questions - I've used just about everything out there over the years, and have my favorites when it comes to chemicals and tools.

Scott Gardner

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